It is Friday night and we are watching a scary show on Animal Planet. It is pretty bloody, which I LOATHE, so I have been making an effort to not really watch it, and to check my email instead. Just for kicks, I decided to ask Giuseppe exactly what kind of shenanigans are invading our living room via the television. He responded that it is “a show about people getting attacked by predators.” Nice. I am so glad that we had a son first; can you imagine what would have happened if our firstborn had been a girl?